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he always kind of creeped me out tbh
lancemanly: lancemanly: lancemanly: Hey if anybody feels like having me work on some smut for them right away, hit me up. Considering how long the writing process can be I’ll be charging 2 bucks for every 100 words (not rounding up, so if it’s
“I’ll flash you for a donut” always works x
Someone came into work today that I’ve not seen in ages and called me his princess and I’m not mad at all
I’m so sleepy but always really want to get myself off
nicolerichiecirca2003: listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
grophland: i went out to dinner with her and one of her friends today and they just kept telling me how ugly my nose ring was :( and she kept criticizing my outfit :( and my weight :( and etc… etc… etc Ugh! Thats awful! Nose rings are always cute
songsabout-kay: @lucyeverleigh I think people say this kinda thing because they don’t think sex work is “necessary” and it isn’t, BUT they always view from the side of the customer, not the person who’s selling the service, and from the person
mintyfreshgirl:check out these glasses that help me look cool with my hair down B) God you’re TOO CUTE
chubbymagicalgirl: Steven Universe Photoshoot part 2! I don’t think I could ever fully describe how much this character means to me. She is a large gorgeous woman who loves others. She is literally everything I have aspired to be and always felt like
jaaayjvs: princessfailureee: ilovemy4c-hair: It always bothered me when people would say “Natural hair doesn’t look good on me.” but you KNOW what kinda hair they referring to when they say this. 👆🏾👆🏾
mazarinedrake: purpleshehulk: prussianinamerica: I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason. It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.It is
cungadero: cungadero:cungadero:its soooo funny how there is no perfect animal crossing game for me there is always some actual major flaw to every possible experience so i can never quite reach true nirvana. gcn’s villager moving out mechanics and
mercy-misrule: Experimenting with a different sexual or gender identity does not make you a bad person! Seriously! Both gender and sexuality are spectrums. And they evolve. They change. They are fluid. Some people always know who they are. Some people
crowmunist: me trying to wrap a christmas present happy holidays
kayla-bird: there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
another thing to add to the list of “things you shouldn’t do with me,” you probably shouldn’t watch criminal minds with me, either. I just spent an episode screaming, “DID GARCIA GO FOR HIS NIPPLE? SHE TOTALLY JUST TOUCHED
panicatthedsico: tbh no matter how many other bands i end up a fan of my heart will always belong to pop punk bands whose peak of mainstream popularity was in 2006
herradaparada: Josuke always steals the spotlight
carolinesalvatore: i would literally rather watch my otp do laundry together than suffer through some inorganic, pointless, dramatic bullshit.
yes-letsfuckbabe: tbh there is nothing hotter than knowing someone gets off thinking of you
condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
y’know, it kind of surprised me to find out that Steven finds out Lion can walk on water and make portals, visits a magical Gem cave full of all sorts of Gem stuff, and then pulls an enormous pink sword out of Lion’s head all in the same day but never
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
since we know SU isn’t coming back until June, I guess its safe for me to renew my WoW subscription for a couple months. I’d been wanting to for a while but I kept thinking that as soon as I did, CN would announce SU’s return and I’d be so preoccupied
tbh, nothing fills me with as much frustration as seeing badly transcribed and/or poorly timed captions/subtitles
darthvcder: “triggers are always super serious and not just little things” two of my Big Triggers r the lullaby ‘go to sleep little baby’ and the goddamn veggietales jonah movie. sounds p dumb and made up right? they’re both heavily related
starbucksdad:me: always tired tbh
you know what i always find really interesting. handwriting headcanons. please send me handwriting headcanons.
xxx
therealmrskelley: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Me as fuck always, tbh.
amaterasus-blog-blog-deactivate: “You and I are flesh and blood. I’m always going to be there for you, even if it’s only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That’s what big brothers are for.”
watchtheskytonight: thegirlwiththeequalistglove: I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES “Hi Mom”
hellobellatrix: lohanthony: youngrecklesstupid: eyesonfirre: massugarr: omfg why are you doing this to me who gave u the right no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog. there are tears No no no no no.
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
l-ibellule: austin-n-oli: Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his
venula: things i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
tvvink: pro’s of dating me i love being cuddled i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7 i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
bagmilk: mom: why are you always asking for money? me:
No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me. (R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014)
anothercleverjedimindtrick: interrobangthedragon: I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it still makes me really happy. I always smile at this
kawaiisquatch: yet—another—url: awwww-cute: People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes That cat swallows souls
missedlou: double0dweeb: No matter if your fandom is big, Or small, Old, Or new, Whether it’s rapidly growing, Or quietly disappearing, Its fans will always be around.Always devoted, Never forgetting it, Even when it’s over… this made me really
jollygemma: when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
dreamsofbagend: clockest: I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS This ALWAYS makes me laugh.
hiddles-me-maybe:officialkendricked: lov3sick-electric: cheywillbelov3d: swifty-cat: MOM? this will always be my favorite post me all the time
It always creeps me out...
m0rphlne: badcocaine:i always look so moody YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
futureblackpolitician: best-of-memes: A Grandmother’s Essentials It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood
blucrushx: s3x-addicti0n: i-am-sherlockedx: this gif should be seen by all I am always going to reblog this it makes me die of laughter every time omfg
linda-belcher: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
florelgreen: this tombstone always makes me really sad
Before going to see The Raven with Mommykins (not worth the money tbh, but time w/Mommy is always worth it)
yaboybigt: ashiros: Probably the most dramatic chase scene in cartoon history. Yooo this music always fucked with me lol
harmonyblast: the-cheshire-cat-grin: trompehue-studios: jinxtoposition: trans-mouse: This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life “wrong! you owe me seven dollars” “WHA
satans-knitwear:This look seemed more complete without the miniskirt tbh 🤷Treat me ~ Tip me
pitie: tbh if you reblog something from me i always look at your tags because i like to know how y'all feel
Whenever I go into overwatch, I always get people commenting on my level (im 399 rn) and they say stuff like ‘do u have a life?’ or ‘go outside lol’ because they think I play like, 24/7 to get to that level but in actuality, i usually dont play
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVELY SAD THAN PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT TO HANG OUT BUT NEVER HIT ME UP
